Hungry, hungry, hippo

Lunchtime conversation at work today involved the discussion of a hippo eating a midget. Apparently the story was on the radio where a midget at a circus was tossed at a hippo. The hippo yawned at just the right moment and devoured the midget because of a gag reflex. Laughter until crying ensued as we tried to imagine the event, as well as imagining tossing some unruly students at hungry hippos.

Some quick Google searching at home revealed that this never really happened. But in my mind it will always be the truth.