Death to the slow salmon

I think that NASCAR would be much less boring if they were to implement my following suggestion. The driver with the slowest qualifying time only has to complete ten laps of the track. However, they must do this driving in the opposite direction of the other racers. If they actually manage to avoid traffic (and make dreaded right turns) before the other drivers complete their regularly scheduled laps they win the race. And just because the only good thing in racing is watching people crash, the driver that takes out the slow salmon will receive a bounty, but only if they, too, complete the race.

Eat your heart out Gordon.