The Second Coming of Awesome

And lo. On the 14th day of this 3rd month, the awesome was created. It was good. It was awesome! But the awesome needed an equal awesome to show the world the true way of being the best. Eight days later, as was foretold, the second coming of awesome occurred. And it was good.

And that, children, is why we celebrate for eight days. For the birth week of awesome is a glorious event.